The Two Sisters
The two sisters, who reside in seclusion somewhere in Deschutes County, speak through their appointed spokespersons, Howard Schor and Dan Cohen.
“We don’t know how it happened but people have lots of stories to tell in this far flung hamlet,” the older sister remarked. “And so far, there’s no stopping them.”
“The idea of people getting together to tell tales is as old as we are,” her younger sibling stated, “and we’re as old as the hills.”
In regards to their relationship with producers Schor and Cohen, the older sister remarked, “We’ve trusted those two aging boneheads to organize the thing. So far so good.”